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You have to be fucking kidding

Like I was a supermodel, uh-huh.

#heyheyheyhey

I don't see that she currently has the Josh Hawley Sucks on the site, but there isn't a bad choice anywhere on the site. effingcandleco.com/products/pat...

Salvy is a treasure.

tell me you aren't friends with approximately this man if you're in your 30s/40s... go on, lie.

Salvador Perez legs out his first triple since 2022 💨

Yeah, the bright red square on the otherwise exquisite jersey is bad. If QT wants to be on their sleeves, at the very least, I should be able to get a fountain drink in the park.

My candle remains accurate.

Once you use this venue to do purely performative shit, you're in trouble. No one cares anymore.

ok reasonable

Which, in a way, good. Rehashing all this bullshit and unfairly maligning someone like Fauci mostly just serves to piss off and motivate normies who are sick of this shit and want these awful people to pay. So, keep it going dumbfucks.

It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor

I’m at that age where I don’t know who anybody is and I don’t give a shit just like when I was 5 good to be home

My brothers in christ, fix your fucking feet. Don’t listen to Dan Orlovsky. Pedicures are for everyone.

If I need it in the morning or the middle of the night.

I'm on my second batch. I'm hooked.

I did a dumb thing. I made homemade Greek yogurt, and I like mine better. So now I have to do it forever. I eat so much Greek yogurt.

The humidititties are brutal today