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It’s my favorite time of year, when the people who post “ignore the polls, vote!” In political discussion threads full of people already planning on voting come out of the woodwork, thinking they have done something

yes, and unfailingly predictive of absolute cowardice. If someone waffles on trans rights, they're wrong and gross, but also, you know they're just spineless losers who don't care about anything. nope, bye, next.

Ooooh I’m shohei ohtani I’m built like a Greek god and everyone likes me and I never strike out and I score at will man bleep you

We still need to stop putting Jared Leto in things boxd.it/fwulDB

this movie is very silly and I don’t hate it for that

Watching MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE now and they got Idris Elba to play another guy whose weapons come out of his suit, huh

Also at some point this franchise is gonna have to come up with antagonists other than “people who resent not being able to bend”

Turns out a “love letter to the fans” approach doesn’t make for a particularly challenging or interesting story boxd.it/fwlTv9

Yes I’m watching the movie

The Avatar is basically Captain Planet

Ultimately nobody hates baseball more than baseball team owners

“At least he got strikeout #1,000 wearing an Olde English D” I’ll tell myself as he hoists a World Series trophy with LA

Something pretty sad about watching the idiots running your favorite team fritter away the best pitcher in baseball because they’d rather sell expensive seats nobody wants instead of investing in a team good enough to make the playoffs

“I had a million doses of Joker venom that my henchmen and I were prepared to pour into Gotham’s water supply. And the Bat-Man got Commissioner Gordon to stop me from doing that.”

Imagine being Godzilla and having to put up with other enormous dipshits all the time when you just want to nap

Props for recognizing that the Legendary Pictures Ghidorah is actually kinda cool. I feel like kaiju fans never really give those movies enough love but they’re remarkably consistently good

A controversial statement but the case is airtight