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meal plan idea make this but use it as “biryanni for 1 for 800 days”

i would vote for that ticket so hard i don’t care if they’re both satan incarnate

ok that’s enough electoral posting from me

how nice would it be to have functioning normal bathrooms at all of our parks

who could say no?

this is “high five, down low, too slow” erasure

it needs either more or less, this isn’t it

damn thought i smelled smoke on the central eastside

wowow i am ready to mingle and give you my bank account number

you can still post your blood type though they can’t take that away from us

you can keep it in your front pocket and it’s really satisfying to unclip and clip!

one of my long held crank beliefs is that this is the best wallet. stole it from an office 15 years ago

i looked up question on wikipedia but got distracted by this 100 year old bro explaining meme

interesting, to be on the safe side i’m going to adopt a totally flat affect for all my future questioning

i hope they preserved brezhnev’s eyebrows like they did with lenin’s brain

i’m a body scent expert i can take a good whiff and smell your soul, your secrets, your desires

i hear good things about earth 2

now i’m paranoid i couldn’t bear to be without laundering

oh good a project to distract me from organizing all my disarrayed possessions

i have already done two loads and i can no longer imagine living any other way. what being 40 does to a mfer