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When the token ring was down, it was all sneakernet.

An awful lot of inadvertent for people with law degrees built on curricula of not doing inadvertent

Given current federal oversight levels, buying the 'legit' meat is starting to feel a little sketchy.

We used to have a Meyer lemon tree that was apparently nuclear powered. I regularly filled a large plastic laundry basket with lemons and donated to the 'Lemon Lady' in Concord, CA. Easily 100+ lemons per basket... about once per month. And you really couldn't tell by looking at the tree.

"I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened."

Right.

Therefore, communists are anti-pedophile. That's the transitive property.

A Potemkin submarine, if you will.

The old 'following directions' test updated for the 21st century.

Possibilities: 1. Money doesn't exist and it's all bluster 2. Money is funneling to him and pals Unlikely: 1. Money benefitting Venezuela 2. Money going into US Treasury

"Back then, we just called it The Great Iran War because we didn't know there'd be an Iran War II."

'Cept now they're coming for the eggs.

This is pretty similar to the shitty system we have now (wealthy influence policy with their money), just formalized.

You misspelled 'fellating.'

Try not feeding your cat.

Take time off work (unpaid, gain ire from supervisor who doesn't care that time off to vote is the law in most states), catch 2 buses to polling station (hopefully it's the correct one), vote. Or... Lick envelope and place in dropbox.

Wait until he finds out about petroleum.

Hey, @nytimes.com, you worthless fucks. Sociopaths don't grieve. Quit sanewashing the sociopath. You're selling out democracy.

Inadvertently described as inadvertent

More clouds, more yell.