my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast: - killthecomputer.com - illconceivedpodcast.com social media at @theonion.com
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...theonion.com
The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
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A dark money campaign is offering influencers $1,500 per post to attack Abdul El-Sayed and support Haley Stevens. Same exact dollar figure that was paid to attack @katmabu.bsky.social (Nobody ever found out who was paying for that campaign.) Gross, lazy and above all cynical shit.
Secret paid influencer campaign backing Stevens floods Michigan Senate raceRep. Haley Stevens and the Senate Democratic PAC said they were not involved in the effort to pay for user-generated content endorsing her.www.ms.now🚨 URGENT RISK: Will you DIE if you miss tonight's 8pm ET InfoWars Broadcast? Don't leave it to chance! https://bit.ly/4b8m3Pu
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
Oh right, we're in Hudson News now! Get an Onion while your flight is delayed because of the things likely outlined in the paper.
Catesby HolmesSpotted at LGA @bencollins.bsky.social
This is proof that the media wants to rip us apart even though we are all dangling the same hog.
The Jim Haggerty Show is live. There’s nothing better to watch in your crate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o28FfNKv6w
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
2 hours until InfoWars; 3 hours until nuclear annihilation.
InfoWarsCalling all InfoWarriors!
