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Re: marriage. Relatable, tbqh.

Obligatory "biiiiig strettttttch!"

If pocket calculators regularly and randomly gave you incorrect answers to your queries like ChatGPT does, we would have left the technology behind, not insisted that 2+2=5 is HERE TO STAY, BABY.

Huge, if true...

Fuckers (derogatory)

'...while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.' - Terry Pratchett, 'Feet of Clay'

We shouldn't get inured to just how cartoonishly corrupt this administration is.

Buying my tix for THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET now

The 80's were soooooo weird.

💀

Tamsyn Muir had a thought or two on that, iirc. Didn't quite turn out as expected...

incredibly disrespectful of mitch mcconnell to skip lindsey graham’s funeral today

(uhhhm, your robbers over there do still say "stand and deliver"? Or am I thinking of Adam Ant?

On the pier, 07:59:55 AM "Stand and deliver!" -- "Check yer watch, mate" ... "oh, hell..."

I'd fail, certainly. But I can do a pretty good "Bismillah, no!" if'n I do say so myself...

...otoh, we can *all* manage the synchronized "whump! whump! whump!", can't we?

tbf, offkey is the way most crowds render it

"Another One Bites The Dust"... offkey

I have so much ick from this list. Like, visceral discomfort...

...and cites in deserts need some particular designs to make th- *finger to ear* Oh, excuse me, I'm being informed that those designs weren't devised by white people? ...well, never mind then!