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"What's that?" "It's an offering to Athena, homeboy"

Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks.

Gerard Pique you fucked up so bad

Shakira could drive a cement mixer over my legs and take my tax refund

Oh sure when World Cup football ends 6-4 it’s a great, exciting game but when Penn State-Iowa football ends 6-4 it’s an affront to God’s will

oh my god it really was a 28-3 moment for the team in red in black in atlanta against the goat

This Atlanta crowd cannot believe that Egypt blew a lead in the last quarter of the game like that

My family and friends don't watch soccer. They watched the USMNT at this World Cup. The same is true for so many people in the United States. Their lasting impression will be a team that never once looked like they could hang with Belgium. What an unbelievable shame.