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I love how much this swerves and escalates every couple of sentences.

"I enjoy standup comedy, but I would enjoy it more if the comedian were a union organizer with a finely tuned understanding of political microdistinctions" Strongly agree • agree • neutral • disagree • strongly disagree If you selected one of the first four options or enjoyed this joke format, 👀

The Other Mommy trailer offers definitive proof that recent advances in bwomph technology have far surpassed the original Inception breakthrough. 

It’s a lot of fun to read along with Greg

Now listening (because I care)

not basic but I gotta let you all know about the Benedict Arnold from Highland Grounds on Highland near Melrose, dead and gone now 20 years. Cornbread-based benedict. I had it every Sunday after the farmer's market for my first decade in Los Angeles. Memorialized here by Elina Shatkin for LAist.

William Langewische on the Estonia disaster in The Atlantic, later anthologized in The Outlaw Sea:

Make Die Hard On A Boat as often as you like but someone's got to make a stripper entrance out of a cake. I'm not sexist, it can be either Annabelle Wallis or Jason Statham in the cake.

did anybody else get this vibe

Huzzah huzzah! (I have ambient Alamo skepticism from being On Here, but the only bad mark they have in my book is that the one screening I went to in DTLA got interrupted by a fire drill and the voucher they gave me for a free screening only works in person. So one less huzzah than the maximum.)

[touches earpiece] I'm getting word that "Magic Mike's Last Dance" is not a widely beloved or even known reference point

Mitch McConnell had planned only to direct this Friday's reboot of "Isabel Ascendant" at The Donald J. Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts, BUT to reassure the public he will perform 1 routine set to "Open Up" by Gallant, provided a suitable ballerina can be found.

Doomsday teaser review: it's nice that all those guys are making friends! I hope they enjoy working together and stay safe.