An Uptown hipster attacked me at the bustop at 5pm on a Friday, and I knocked him out, but he hit his head on the sidewalk, so I called 911 for an ambulance, and a cop showed up too. All he did was stand around, but then he gave me a ride home, because I missed my bus, so that was helpful.
Em, midlyIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.