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So the Portland Trail Blazers' bargaining position is not just "Build us a new arena for free," but "We're the shadow municipal government of this city (which sucks and we hate) now."

"You are absolutely correct to call that out -- I made that up. From now on I will try to do better. Is there anything else that I can help you with?"

"There's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket! Isn't that nice?" www.dailymotion.com/video/x6171w1

These two are truly at the top of the podcasting game. If you aren’t listening to Average Day Joes you need to change that immediately.

The Barbur on-ramp is stupid and the lanes are narrow and everyone goes 60, it sucks so bad I brought up how much I hate driving it to a therapist

The name you know. The story you don't. Before he was Scrooge, he was... EBENEEZER. Only in theatres Thanksgiving. #Ebeneezer

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youtu.be/H6GfysUGVZQ

It's incredibly grating watching ex-athletes yuck it up and pretend to be friends, but when one of them is nasty pig fuck Roger Clemens, Jesus.

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

Milton Bitch.

When my friends ask me "hey do you want to go see the new Christopher Nolan movie?"

He must have a foot like a traction engine

1/ NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, today in Las Vegas: the Moda deal has “several open issues that still need to be resolved” and has “gone off track in various ways.” Most will read that as bad news for Portland. It’s the opposite. This is the leverage thread. 🧵

I don't know or care what that means

Dad #4 named Bloke, which, again, is fine and normal to me.

I just want everyone to know that I deeply respect David Beckham, I will without question purchase any product that he recommends, and I do not think he looks weird at all.