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Almost every man I know is in one of these stages.

It's wild how he can do the loopy loop swing on a breaking pitch 10 inches above the ground but also has the turn and burn swing on a fastball by the letters Maybe down the middle is the safest spot

I guess the cat and mouse game is pitchers are gonna start creeping their locations back up again and looking at Pitch% heatmap MoM it's already started?

Credit to PCA for taking the bottom of the strike zone where pitchers were going after him last season and turning it into an asset this season (size is number of pitches, color is wOBA, left is 2025 right is 2026)

[shoving a gun in your mouth] DIP YOUR BREAD IN THE SOUP... NOW!!!

meanwhile woke Hajime making us wait 10 years for him to box again because of an entire CTE retirement arc

Theory: The death of the third place has made Americans not know how to share a communal space

What if instead of being asked not to use AC on a 100-degree day, you were suddenly unable to create an image of yourself riding a log flume with a photorealistic Crash Bandicoot.

He is truly the Volpenis

btw if you go to the baseball tools link on my profile there's a play by play video page where you can download clips as soon as they're made available, and all plays the next day

Real quick pulling the clips from that inning

Everyone at The Big A

Imai is the third pitcher in Astros history to go less than 1 inning in +3 starts in a season joining George Brunet (1962) Denny Lemaster (1969, 4 starts)

Brewers are shut out for the 5th time this year but only the third time since end of April

Jim Crane are you seeing this

Decision is red card

Incredible that the Astros showed this graphic and Imai doesn't make it out of the first

FREE THE SQUIRREL!