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You have more cachet to describe yourself that way than many PhDs out there who insist on being referred to as "Doctor".

Today's Republicans are still fighting the war an earlier version of their party won over 160 years ago, so...

We have our own bastards in the media over here, so I didn't know this guy, but I looked him up after your post and, yeah. Rest in piss, prick.

I know that Marshal Mallow was an awesome hot chocolate powder from the early-1980s with star-shaped marshmallows...

It's probably safe to call Vic the "Donald Trump" of anime voice dubbing actors. He's a sex pest. He has a cult of deranged lunatics willing to do anything for him. He uses others' properties without permission. He throws his supporters under the bus when needed.

Well, SHIT.

Jesus, I hope for your sake it just needs recharging.

Peter Griffin looking at his face and asking if someone opened the Ark of the Covenant will always be the best description of James Carville.

It's common with abusive narcissists. Years ago, a friend was telling me horror stories about their father. Uncomfortable, I mentioned that he had always been nice to me. "That's because you're not related to him." Those words always stayed with me. Their dad is Trump supporter now, of course.

You know that old comic about Asian women looking the same from 18-50, then BOOM menopause, then they're elderly? In banana terms, that BOOM menopause stage is the life of a banana where it's actually edible. Because they take forever to go from green to good, and then they go black in, like, a day.

If I were forced against my will to farm lettuce, there's a better-than-even chance I would be wiping my ass with lettuce leaves every chance I get.

If the Republicans didn't want him to call a special election, they wouldn't be doing all they can to Weekend at Bernie's McConnell. Somehow, a special election will damage them, and I am all for it.

I try to ignore it as best I can, but as I watch an anime, or read a manga or light novel that I really enjoy, in the back of my mind is the thought that the odds are probably better than even that the author would hate me for no reason other than racism.

I hate how one of my favorite YouTubers shares a name with that piece of shit.

It helps when you remember the 1980s was the era of that fuckhead Reagan, whose administration, along with their allies in the media, did all they could to spread the idea that government regulation was bad and only stifled business innovation. Making the EPA the VILLAIN was the 80s in a nutshell.

Egon before buying the Firehouse: "The power is inadequate for our needs." Egon before shutdown: "The containment field is becoming critical." Ray after explosion: "Everything was fine until Dickless ruined it." Ghostbusters were 100% at fault.

Definitely getting good at accents. So jealous.

The Max Headroom Incident It's easily my favorite unsolved mystery that I desperately want solved.

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"Waffelstomper" for me, which ended up being darkly hilarious at my expense due to an inside joke with my YouTube buddies on Discord. Thank god I also got "kaiju" to take the edge off.

I frequently make my own Parmesan cheese using a callus grater on the bottom of my foot.