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One day a filmmaker will make something not absolutely dog-shit terrible rip out your own eyes bad with AI but that day is not today and that filmmaker is not Neil Blomkamp

Leo Paredes the Boca Juniors midfielder?

Im glad Djed Spence didn’t have to watch this

Maybe the players saw the assistant manager crying in the half time interview and decided to make him look silly

Arsenal players bottling it against French opposition again I fear 😔

Martin Keown now in his own personal hell having to say nice things about Morgan Rogers

Imagine the series of life choices that lead you to be fully dressed as a Knights Templar at an England sporting event

Brighton famously starved of bookshops

Digging my son out for getting a bad mark in his film studies mocks and he starts bringing up my Rotten Tomatoes page

Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that

Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??

For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful

I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this

When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it.

Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔

For her

This has been one long apology from Declan Rice to the Republic of Ireland

Joe Hart’s hair transplant has cursed us