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would not be surprised if this is entirely because the bill from the contractor came due and Burgum decided that having an excuse not to pay it was more worthwhile than a few pointless show trials for misdemeanor charges

if wishes were fishes

thought about applying for that job at infowars for a laff but I don't think I'm nearly online enough any more, maybe if it were like five years ago I'd be in the right mindset for it

Tony Dokoupil's Yoga Pants Wednesdays

I will never watch a movie more than six times. The little guys in my television crave novelty, and it is the height of hubris to order them to provide me with endless stultifying encores

they're gonna cashier him by taking a handful of his nonna's spaghetti and breaking it over their knee

drinking a canned Bloody Mary, every time I take a sip my immediate reaction is that I want to dump it in the toilet but then I wait 15 seconds and I want another sip again

if the odyssey is so great why isn't there an evenssey

it's really cool that UK Labour has decided that the only problem with Keir Starmer is that he was not a Bloke You'd Have an Ale With and they are doubling down on doing all the exact same stupid shit but with a figurehead that doesn't look like a robot that works at the anxiety factory

I'd say EverQuest, EQ1 was practically a synonym for "MMORPG" and the basis for a bunch of clones, but EQ2 missed the boat on developments in the genre (instanced content, quest-driven leveling, endgame that wasn't just hour-long attrition fights) and WoW became the template for the genre instead

Wet Bed. The bed that's wet.

my main body-related aging complaint is that my ears have gone into wax production overdrive and every few months I have to ask a medical professional to unclog my waxy ears because there is apparently no recommended way for me to do it myself