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How high can you throw a bowling ball

Having a shitty week, BUT I did manage to regain control of my old Twitch handle, which I plan to start using as my primary. It currently has 0 followers. Get in early! www.twitch.tv/jessejace

JesseJace - TwitchI moved to Japan and told myself I'd quit playing video games. That turned out to be a lie.www.twitch.tv

That's just how she looks!

The bar would be lower if your time on Earth were shorter

What is it with Jareds

Lobot fucks

Hey PETA, do a pig next

Downplay a book or movie: Ghostscolders

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no films

If you think about it, a suit is just business pajamas. The top and bottom match You wear it so you don't have to think about what to wear It makes you look dumpy as fuck No further questions, your honor

This dumb fuck thought maybe a genie would come out and grant him three wishes

WHAT THE FUCK

For context, remember that Musk was removed from leadership by the board of directors of PayPal because he demonstrated himself and his bad decisions to be too much of a liability.

Too real.

Pregnant robot in five...four...

Only term he's serving after this one will be as Hell's dogcatcher

You can hear him counting the zeroes before he manages to say "2000."

This reminds me of the time I gaslighted my English friend into believing that "have a cheeky loo-loo" was legit UK slang for "go to the bathroom"

Terrible premise