Can’t get there from here
Could not be more excited for the return of the large smashy man
Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard🚨 new reacher trailer just dropped 🚨
I’m so ready to try this next time I pitch to my cousin’s kids in wiffle ball
Codify BaseballKerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
Donald Trump is going to give the most insane eulogy you’ve ever heard and people are going to try to pretend it’s normal
SchooleyTrump hates when he has to pretend to care about another human being.
Sadly, kalshi and polymarket are the only ways I can bet against this obvious bullshit
ForbesThe billionaire CEO said the company planned to land astronauts back on the moon in the next few years, before eventually building a permanent “metropolis” on its surface.”
A graduate of Brown University and Yale Law School says Americans are sick of candidates grown in vats but since everyone he knows was also grown in a vat, he went and found Platner because he couldn't tell the difference
SolomonBut his doctors assured us he’s a trim 215
Aaron RuparTrump: "William Taft ... he was a large man. Loved the hot dogs at the baseball games. He was our heaviest president, and I have to be careful, because I don't want to supersede his record. And a thing like that would be possible if I allowed it to happen."