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your average Republican owns a handgun he keeps in the veggie drawer of his fridge that has a bottle opener in the handle

A unicorn goes for a walk because she's lonely

the wine aunt energy coming off of this thing is indescribable

always a good morning when the whole skyline is swept up in little ewok dances

yeah fuck farming all my homies love eating leaves and punching deer to death in the woods

thanks I hate this

good morning millennials. half the old Internet is down right now and the other half is asking for captchas. did Iran bomb another server farm or is this a wave of ddos nonsense? Mommy wants to know lol

it's time to rate das kapital 3/5 stars on Goodreads because I'm a baddie

have some oil discourse on this lovely morning: have we considered reversing the moratorium on commercial whaling yet?