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Writing is hard when you're tired.

This is an early pun attempt. I think it's not a bad start but I will achieve something greater before I leave here.

That's right, I am at AMD Advancing AI in San Francisco and I am writing about it. (I will manage to get a good classical mythology pun out of all this before I leave, I swear)

Why why why why why

All the landed gentry and upper middle class living it up on public buses

So there is a fire alarm going off in the main concourse of Heathrow T3. Very orderly self-evacuation of several hundred people towards the various emergency exits and then… nothing? I can hear the alarm still sounding but by the gates there is no indication anything is wrong 🤷‍♀️

If France carry on like this, that Battle of Hastings rematch might be off 😬

Listening to a @slate.com podcast about the collapse of the Florida Orange industry and it really is like @greatdismal.bsky.social ‘s Jackpot but for citrus groves. Mites + monoculture + climate change + regulatory changes +++ = 🪦💀🍊

We are at the “pillow cases and toys in the freezer, meanwhile ice packs in the bed” stage of proceedings

Not sure if anyone’s commented on this already, but it is really flipping hot out there.

Same way I do every year: not at all.

My habit tracker says I should read a book for 30 minutes. My exercise app says I should do a quick blast of exercise. But in my heart, I know I’m going to watch YouTube vids