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Glad tidings from the Met Office

Have had to go out in the sun at midday. 0/10, would not recommend although there is a breeze and there has even been the odd cloud!

I melt We melt You melt You melt He/she/it melts They melt ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

I don’t care how much pain I’m in, I’m not talking off my skin to resolve it.

Happy midsummer. It's 7am and already I am boiling to death.

Thought about going to pick up snacks before getting on the coach, bought a coffee instead and am now regretting my life choices

So that’s what the tooth fairy does with them.

There are only two temperature settings in Las Vegas: oven or fridge

Look, ma, I'm a video journalist now: youtu.be/9ZjeDxyFp38?...

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The Red Bull I drank about 90 mins ago is already wearing off and I don't know what to do (going to bed is sadly not an option until much later today!) I feel like even if I could easily lay hands on another I'd probably just end up with tachycardia or something.

Very much enjoying that retail is being repeatedly described as an 'extreme environment' at the conference I'm attending this week, alongside industry and *the military*.

I’m on my way to Hewlett Packard Enterprise’s annual conference, HPE Discover. You can read my preview of what I expect to be on the agenda here, plus click on the link at the bottom of the article to follow along as I file more stories throughout the week: www.itpro.com/business/bus...

What will the big announcements be at HPE Discover 2026?We predict the biggest announcements from HPE’s flagship event...www.itpro.com

I love taking the coach. It might not be the fastest form of travel — trust me, when I’m in a rush there is nothing better than a fast, direct train — but I really like being able to look out over the countryside* at stuff I would otherwise miss.

I’d like to remind anyone doing LeGiTiMaTe CoNcErNs that one year ago, almost *to the day*, the same people decided to burn their Romanian neighbours out of their houses.