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another day, another dollar, another attempt to explain grammar to children using the cartoons of my early childhood

IN MY DEFENSE before you goobers say "this is the most david thing ever" they were really pretty beans, okay

I have now become sufficiently chummy with Linda, the woman who works the front desk at the gym, that we have moved past her earlier jokes about me being David The Bean Guy (I gave Jaci in the billing department a handful of beans to plant in her garden). But now we are at Dad Joke Status:

I collect bandanas when i travel. They're light, they're useful. I usually have at least one in my bag. And i would like to see your favorite ones! This one comes from Stormcloud, a very fine brewery in Frankfort, Michigan. Anyway. Show me your bandanas, please!

guys help do I look like Ross Douthat 😭

i resent that I am forced to repost this, James