IN MY DEFENSE before you goobers say "this is the most david thing ever" they were really pretty beans, okay

David Rheinstrom

I have now become sufficiently chummy with Linda, the woman who works the front desk at the gym, that we have moved past her earlier jokes about me being David The Bean Guy (I gave Jaci in the billing department a handful of beans to plant in her garden). But now we are at Dad Joke Status: