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getting tricked by a guy called Mr Beans

Yeah

You should show this video to your therapist

Maybe this is the move

quick question man, who drops the kids off at school and who teaches, cooks and cleans after them. How old do they tend to be

rhyming 'covid' with 'ovid'

which is to say. maybe bring your therapist something unexpected every week to throw them off their game

The other week I gave my therapist a pot of kimchi because I had made too much. He took it, looked at me and said "if I open this i'm not sure where our relationship could lead to"

Think of therapy as a way to test out your ideas and get some feedback, sort of like a writers workshop where you just get asked about your mom a lot

Unfortunately I’m at a stage of parenthood where my son only falls asleep if I sing Purple Lamborghini to him, which also means I found out that Jared Leto joker has more screen time in that music video than in Suicide Squad

Arguably it's not as bad as Matt Hancock going on podcasts to explain how Mr Beast's game shows are a good example of how to manage a society

Ok I didn’t know the lore so maybe I’m giving him too much credit for appearing to be normal

Of all the people that really and truly lost their minds in the 2020s he’s pretty much at the top

Not yet

Interestingly so many of them also co-opt social justice language to justify what they're doing. A lot of "when i was growing up i didnt see characters that looked like me and it really hurt my confidence". Man, you should have been hurt more