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The number one sign this is AI is that the front seat passenger would be ashing their cigarette directly on the baby.

I think Ebert himself would have loved this review (though in contrast he would have wistfully looked back on tits in movies)

I don't know why but there is a battle of the bands taking place in my head right now and it's Love Shack youtu.be/9SOryJvTAGs?... vs Under the Cherry Moon youtu.be/XiZMEMJnlW8?...

Under the Cherry MoonYouTube video by Prince - Topicyoutu.be

I watched the fantastic four movie. It's not a bad movie. It's not a good movie. I really liked some things. I really disliked some things. The cousin guy from the beef show is really good in it even though you hardly see him. Natasha Lyonne is in it.

All the hype about Robert Caro's The Powerbroker finally broke through to me and I am listening to the audiobook, and, I'm sorry, vol 1 of 3 is over 22 hours? 🫪

If anybody here knows these guys who took down the flock cameras in Lisle, give em each an atta boy www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...

Chicago-area men stole 5 license plate reader cameras in single suburb, prosecutors sayThree Chicago-area men are accused of vandalizing and stealing five license plate reader cameras in the suburbs. Here's what police say happened.www.fox32chicago.com

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains

I have multiple live music venues within walking distance from my home and that is a balm for me.

@nobody-important.bsky.social are you one of the skeptical Greeks?

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Frontier Man's Intense GibberishAlt: Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles delivering some of his authentic frontier gibberishstatic.klipy.com

My 20 y.o. was overheard on the phone asking his friend if they have a knife, then told us he was going out and wouldn't be back until late. When asked what was up with the knife talk, he said they were going to look for sticks and then go whittling. 🫨

Cubs fandom is at an all-time low. I, a born & bred White Sox fan, am out here yelling "let's go, cubbies, [clap clap clap clap clap]" and they are not responding at all. Fuck the Cubs

There are people in a gen x sub on reddit acting like the Cure were not huge in the 80s, that only "weirdos" listened to them. They had top 40 hits. They were playing arenas in the US as far back as 1987.

I just realized I was following will stancil. That was easily corrected.

Jeff Rosenstock nailed it with the sticker for their Chicago residency

People in the comments are like "that's America for you," like that's what every single stadium in the US is like 🙄

I was looking up lyrics to Steely Dan's "Only A Fool Would Say That." I see all sorts of things saying it's a response to John Lennon's "Imagine." Fine. I can see that, but people are citing a line about a "Stetson white hat" as definitive proof, like Lennon was known for that. Is that gaslighting?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Letterman: Would You Like To Buy A Monkey?Alt: David Letterman with a sock monkey that he is trying to sell to Chris Elliott's cabin boy. The text says "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY?"static.klipy.com

Pistachios are a very consistent nut. Know what I mean?

My time has come