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P-bass tone.

"Short people: Are we sure they're not just doing that thing where you walk around on your knees with your knees in your shoes?"

I've entered my "you're all getting wooden bowls for Christmas" phase

I wonder will the lockdowns always feel like they were about two years ago, no matter how much time passes.

My eyes flash open. I leap out of bed and bound across the room to the window. I throw open the curtains. "It drizzled! It drizzled!" From my window, it appears as if the entire world is blanketed in a thin, very very thin, layer of water.

Me, watching a programme in Irish: ok, not getting every word but I get the gist. Me, watching a programme in Gàidhlig: ok, not getting every word but I get the gist.

I'm 99% opposed to capital punishment but I do think that the first Irish person who complains that the rain on the way is "the end of the good weather" needs to be dealt with

Spanish students have a reputation here for standing in doorways as a group but earlier today I saw a bunch of them come to a stop in the middle of a zebra crossing. You have to admire it.

So are we just done with rain, then? Are we not doing that any more? Or has that switched to a subscription model too?

The winner of England vs France will play USA on Monday night in the World SoccerBowl Playoff Series Finale. The games will continue until the US wins, at which point FIFA will declare international soccer "completed" and ban any further games.

To the Mayo curse; #AnLúAbú 🇲🇨

Dundalk has had enough.

Happy International Day of having a rake of tiny wee spiders on ye. 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

see, THIS is the new aesthetic. (amhránaithe on IG)

[spits out wad of chewing 'baccy] Looks like you've Taken your last That.

Had an anxiety dream last where I was in a voting booth for an election I had no idea was coming, so I had to guess whether candidates were left or right wing based purely on their name.

Just back from a lovely short break in the frozen section of Dunnes.