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That whole interview came down to, “B*tches, amirite??” Also, I really shouldn’t have started an impromptu drinking game every time he said “furthermore than that” or mentioned his numerous criminal investigations. The champagne headache is going to be something

They came to see the vandalism that they somehow knew was going to happen? Are they Nostradumbasses?

Gonna come down to mouth feel

Would have been nice if she had announced this before the day of the vote, but I guess she gets to claim she’s been “strong on Israel” or whatever

Look, Lindsay Graham was a lot of horrible things, but I’m pretty sure Cruz only gets away with claiming they were friends because Lindsay is on a nice ladybug farm upstate

The French were too demure in the eighteenth century

He’s really gonna miss open bars where he is now, which makes me smile. Look for the blessings

Do we get to talk to the medium he used to “speak” with his old friend?

I’d say “Poor Chuck Schumer”, but really you know what rhymes with Chuck

New grift just dropped: expecting countries to pay him not to attend their games, and instead maybe go to their rivals, since he is the kiss of death

He should cut 100% of our funding and arms deals with Israel. Not one more dollar or bullet. That would show them. You’re the strong one, Prez Orange Clown

This would be awkward at the (I’m certain) pre-arranged “Bestest putter” trophy ceremony for anyone with a social awareness above that of the average potato

Evergreen

Todd, I don’t think you’re supposed to say the super top secret bunker shares ventilation and electrical with the gaudy ballroom. That’s considered gauche in top secret circles

Damn, lots of banks are going to to be panic stricken that they will need to change their names given that they are giving the strong impression they are part of the US government. How could they not see it? Is Blanche the greatest legal mind ever

We all need to sit with Cole Allen’s words and ask if what drove a brilliant, articulate man, likely a better person than anyone in the Trump regime, can become a turning point to finally push back on whatever new horrors the regime wants to use this moment for as they capitalize on Reichstaglite 7

Cole Allen didn’t say anything that wasn’t true. Many will condemn his actions, though frankly if they are from the US, as violent a country as this world has produced, that’s frankly pretty laughable. 6/

Cole Allen is what you get. A brilliant, well-spoken black man who clearly has a moral compass and couldn’t sit by any more and watch child rapists and those who would tear down our entire world just get away with it. 5/

The point here is not that we need to rethink Trump and his regime in a less terrible light. They are authentically repugnant, evil people and deserve punishment. But when a system has developed in which there is no mighty wrath coming for evildoers because the system is itself so corrupt and weak4/

and then there’s talk of champagne, parties in the street, etc? We all know what “it” is and about whom. Many of us await Nuremberg part 2. Nazis were absolutely executed there, and richly deserved it. They weren’t put to sleep gently. 3/