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I can’t wait until we don’t have to think about the President of the United States shitposting on social media all day.

When Biden took office that is literally what I was thankful for more than anything else -- That the fucking windbag wasn't vomiting on social media while representing us. It was like a high pitched whistling noise that was assaulting my ears had finally stopped.

Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their generous donation to The Store, Nashville. The charity works to combat food insecurity in Middle Tennessee.

I remember reading The Jungle in high school and talking a lot about why we need them. Do we not teach these things anymore?

Right?! I read The Jungle when I was 12 and the history behind the FDA. 🤯😳 I see all of these folks drinking raw milk and think what the actual fuck.

This phenom is so well-known that there's a proper name for it:

I went to China in 2001 and I remember thinking at the open air food market "Thank God for the FDA and the USDA so we don't have to worry about food safety like they do in other countries" Jokes on me ...

Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun

It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to

It's a dog's life: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.

BREAKING: SAG-AFTRA, the actors union comes out in opposition to the Paramount-Warners merger. Plenty of actors & SAG members have been a part of our #BlockTheMerger coalition from day 1 but still, this is big. My hometown of Hollywood does not want this misbegotten mashup & neither does democracy

Alex Pettis’ mom’s message. 💚 We can’t believe it’s already been six months.

Mainers, I hope you realize you have a real political talent on your hands. Her name is Devon Murphy Anderson. “Maine deserves … someone who will protect our reproductive freedom, not Susan Collins, who strips it away with her words. No regrets."

1995. Grendel a Great Dane He was a needy mess and the bestest boy. I just welled up while typing this.

@bretdevereaux.bsky.social

The Man in the High Castle destroyed every swastika prop after filming, so nothing could end up as a souvenir or extremist symbol.

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.