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Turns out the most punk rock things you can do are support your local library, be brave enough to make bad human art, and love the bees

Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun

It's Show and Tell time! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything! Go on, show us!

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Down to the wire honestly

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So if you have the time, please give it a read. And I hope you enjoy it. And as always, it’s available for free on my Substack. And there’s a whole bunch of other great short stories and 40+ issues of my humor column there too, and all of that is also free. So feel free to subscribe.

Have a brand new short story to share with you guys! This was probably the most difficult thing I’ve ever had to write for a number of reasons. Honestly, I wasn’t sure I’d ever be able to finish it, but somehow I did. So now I guess it’s time to share it with you. open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

The thing they don't tell you about getting older is that staying up really really late one night can ruin your entire month

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So I saw The Odyssey and I'm 100% convinced the real hero is Penelope because the worst thing anyone had to endure in that entire saga was still having all those people in her house FOUR YEARS after they came over

My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason

People who still give directions are so cute. You go ahead and finish your story, I will remember none of it, but bless your heart I know you need this

It's Show and Tell time! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything! Go on, show us!

Okay listen, I know it’s easy to belittle the Tate brothers right now and call them sub-human garbage. You guys are doing great.

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Call me the reflecting pool the way I’m fucking drained again

Guys I’m starting to think these people with no training, experience, or relevant educational background might not know what they’re doing