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To be very very clear: don't fucking follow me if you claim to be an "AI artist" because you. ain't. shit. #fuckyourslop #AIistheft

My direct linear generations happen roughly only 20 years apart so even my great-parents weren't old enough to be working in 1926. My maternal great-great-grandfather was a pastor and farmer who beat the shit out of his kids and also raised a serial killer, so not interested in that job.

what's your sign?

Friend: I have devastating news about my niece Me, realizing said niece is a teenager now: she a horrible bitch like her mum? Friend: Friend: no she's learning how to drive and it makes me feel old

Do you ever respond to a reply on a post thinking you're fun until you realize the post is three years old so now you feel weirdly rude and awkward then you delete your post and have a panic attack because you're a horrid goblin asshole or are you neurotypical

Holy tits, the world really is on fire. I know I should be worried about all the fire on my own continent, but like nearly half of Africa is on fire and I had no idea??? Gods, this is scary shit. firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs...

Killed exactly ONE (1) mosquito on my arm 20 minutes ago while outside but apparently my body is now convinced that I am covered by a mob of them while sitting inside on my couch

My boobs were a tweet by Amy Okuda to Sandeep Parikh once in 2012.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Tom Ellis Thumbs UpAlt: Lucifer Morningstar, a rakishly handsome man with dark hair and eyes, giving a thumbs up.static.klipy.com

It's Meggkes birthday, but you should treat yourself to some sweet art and buy somethiiiiiing

Ended a 2 year campaign with the kids. Left a backdoor to future campaign with these characters if they want, but I think we're all ready to try new characters with a different tone. I got a table-round scream for the big reveal after the final battle, which is pure DM oxytocin. Great memories. ❤️

Markiplier and Friend Scream with LaughterAlt: Two men scream with excitementstatic.klipy.com

When did I become the person who calls everyone "honey" "jellybean" "baby" "sweetheart" "darlin" "pumpkin" etc.? And what is the nonbinary version of everyone’s auntie who compliments your outfit and then tells you to be nicer to yourself?

Dear members of the cultural majority: no minority person wants to be told how we're "one of the good ones" and how you "don't discriminate" as you tell repeated stories (which sound fake as hell) about people that represent our group being "unreasonable" about our marginalization. STOP IT.

Mmmmmm that rush when you find a way to close a plot hole

Jizz Cum: Man's Shocked ReactionAlt: Jorma from Lonely Island, a man with brown hair and eyes, obviously ejaculating in his pants in a grocery storestatic.klipy.com