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Shed light up the way.

Solitary brother Is there still a part of you that wants to live? Solitary sister Is there still a part of you that wants to give?

To disguise the awful taste of the broccoli I think (it didn't work)

If your Python be Palin Or Idle, clean sailin’ If your Python be Cleese Or Gilliam, jeez.

Morning Sheep Time Rubbish insertion today, biscuits directly out of a new packet, who knows what's going on there. Sheep slightly damp. Horse in new horse mask, even with wiggling ears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcVPZ-PE5FY #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Picked up an Aldi tenderstem broccoli, cabbage, & pea pot and dear god it's like chewing on garden weeds. Nobody with functioning tastebuds could bite into this and call it edible. Three minutes in the microwave? More like three minutes in hell.

My livestream compilation is back online now, on my dedicated live channel. Nearly 50 minutes of funny moments and general dicking around. Enjoy youtu.be/eFzI2HLWIPY

The company is called Plan B. Perfect. When the first plan fails, you can trust us (to dump it in the river)

I have a limited edition Abbey Road canopic jar formed of clay from the Mersey, capturing the screams of Ringo during a particularly torturous recording session.

They're here!

GENE RODDENBERRY: I’m creating a progressive new science fiction TV show about multiculturalism and having respect for other peoples & societies GENE RODDENBERRY: so this character, from Scotland, GENE RODDENBERRY: his name is Scotty GENE RODDENBERRY: he’s an alcoholic

Locktopussy.

Paid thirty odd quid for the bulky waste company to come pick up the old fridge today. Bets on them not showing. It's nearly 11am. 😐

This is hitting extra hard now.

They also bumped the price of Rambo up by a quid! It was only £7.95 a year earlier. They never did get around to fixing that gunship bug did they?

I've update my Dragon version of Jurl, it's not perfect by any means but i've added colour and the slowdown and flickering has been reduced. The caveat here is that I haven't tested it on actual hardware as, since the cull, I no longer own a Dragon tonsomo.itch.io/jurl-dragon-... #RetroDev #IndieDev

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Thermos, the Greek god of consistent temperatures