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just watched the new Resident Evil trailer. It looks like a good movie but im gonna need a lot more RE flavor

they all know why they voted for him but they will never admit it.

Life in my 40s so far has been a constant cycle of "Oh that is a good deal on ___! ... still can't afford it..

"goes brrr" I have no fucking idea what you mean when you say that. does it just mean stupid? just call someone stupid then. we need to make insults great again. we relied too much on bigotry in the past but i think we can engineer all that out and get back to making jerks feel bad.

Always the way

I only buy digital when it is DEEPLY on sale. Otherwise the ability to give away/trade/keep the game plays a HUGE party in my purchase decision. Discs going away sucks

Mention of Bob Hoskins on the timeline has me watching this on repeat several times again

I love that "former" Republicans think they can leverage their experience of being huge rubes into advice on electoral politics. Like, unless you can give me some advice on "what color keys to jingle is most effective to distract you people?" i don't think I want any of the advice they have

"Im a former republican and I know how the dems can win" "I have fallen for 4 different variations of the 'Nigerian prince email scam' and I know how to determine if someone is of Nigerian Royalty!"

as a gamer i just remember having my mind blown so many times over graphical advancements. Kids today just wont have that.

it was MAGICAL

‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast https://theonion.com/hunt-for-gollum-director-andy-serkis-defends-films-all-andy-serkis-cast/

don’t know how much more of this i can take, bring back the monoculture asap

currently synthesizing the idea in my head that pro wrestling for kids is like pornography for young adults. 1) it isnt "real" and once you realize it it is obvious. 2) they were characters at first but now that im older i just hope they are happy and doing okay.

i see pictures of beautiful ladies that i used to look at as a kid but now as an old ass guy i just think "oh sweety you look so dehydrated."

Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”

Son, back in my day if you started a PC game without connecting your controller first your computer would stop working for six hours

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

if i were oats, of Hall and Oats, when Hall and Oats broke up i would have called my new band "Just Oats!"