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low key horrifying tbh

When they say "our office is like a family" but you know your ass is adopted.

With apologies to the clowns on my timeline. You're all wonderful and these clowns aren't on your level.

I would be so much better at being a moderate than any of these moderates. They're fielding an all-clown team.

Ah, you're confused? Well, that's only natural... You see, my people have had a complicated history since the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Oh crazy how that worked out

Did I accidentally do a discordianism

My fav years are easily 2023 and 2005

Do not become the main character.

Maybe the guy selling the psychosis machine has psychosis

Meanwhile, the manga, attracting an audience, before you know ANYTHING about the plot:

This was the only gif I could find. They don't explain this well in the OVA but basically she has a bet with him and his identical twin (who randomly trade places with each other because of the goddess Shiva) that she'll figure out how to tell them apart and then ??? they'll date her ???

It's a rich text

When I got the informal job offer for the NYC job I walked into a boedga and they were playing footloose, a song prominently featured in Cipher, the animation, with the twin towers that make you a fujoshi.

let's find information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

i feel like planet of the bass, a comedy song from two years ago, getting a reevaluation/appreciation cycle is a sign of how bad things have gotten. people are nostalgic for the simpler, halcyon days of AUGUST 2023.

This guy?

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

I watched a video of Jalen Brunson practicing basketball as a kid with his dad in an empty court. It was filmed in 2008, a year after I started working. Old, I feel.

what did he mean by this?