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And that's Friday night. Catch y'all tomorrow. Witch King out.

Man, I sure do enjoy writing melodramatic shit. Always have. 🤷‍♂️

...and like... if you haven't been around me long, that all is pretty hard to guess at. I'd just seem kinda strange.

For those just joining, I've been on quite the adventure this last year or two. For my 45th birthday, which just so happened to coincide with Easter, I traveled back to the town I grew up in to visit with old friends, and there I discovered the nature of the disease that had plagued me for decades.

Wish me luck and safe travels. I don't imagine I'll be long.

I'd be more troubled by my insanity if the entire world weren't fucking nuts.

"I have the gift of prophecy," I say, slathering sarcasm on the word "gift" until it drips.

Fuck me, I made another prediction today.... and those who follow me closely will note that I rarely treat my predictions with this kind of confidence.

I should take a late night walk out to that spot. Maybe nothing will happen, but my intuition says I have a date with coyote.

I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean weird shit isn't happening to me.

Shit. Just realized I had the first dream I've had in months, and it involved me intimidating a much younger guy over his misbehavior, but quickly forgiving him when he showed remorse and sending him on his way. It gets weirder.

There is foulness in the air and unrest among the spirits, and the Witch King burns in silence upon his throne.

That's now two cowardly little dipshits in vehicles calling me a faggot in the last 12 months, and gosh, I'd really like one to step up. I do genuinely dare them.

On the bright side, I did not get into a physical fight with children tonight.

Yeeeeeeesh

I aspire to the ready tension of an undrawn bow.