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Not sure I made this clear. I cooked. For. Him. He didn’t vomit/die….

When your friend is a Michelin stared chef. Is this a good thing?

In 34 yrs, we have never sat on a beach, watching the sunset with a bottle of wine. We still haven't, although we did give it a jolly good try tonight. Bloody clouds!! There's always tomorrow!!

My therapist suggested I go out for a walk when I get angry. Long story cut short…I’m now in Mexico…

✔️ A Chinese lawmaker delivers a brutal lecture to the #UnitedStates at the #UN Security Council: "Where does a country ruled by the #Epsteïn class, while turning a blind eye to the genocïde of the Palestinïans, get the moral authority to lecture us on civil liberties⁉️"

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Husband: I want to divorce my wife. Solicitor: On what grounds? Husband: She’s out all night every night going from bar to bar. Solicitor: Do you mean she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating on you? Husband: No, she’s looking for me…

Just describing a life lesson to eldest; at Sandhurst I got on really well with the Cavalry and the Guards contingent - both socially very elite (I would ride out with the cav guys many mornings). And that’s not because I’m socially elite - I went to a comprehensive - but because

So I said to the girl at the Tesco checkout, “Can you do this any cheaper? It’s got today’s date on it.” She said, “Listen, lady. Do you want the newspaper or not!”

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I didn't mean to start a Bluesky Covid spat this weekend... perhaps next Friday I'll do a thread on Brexit instead.

Painting a mamma and some Ducklings down at the dock

Ain’t that the truth babe.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... No one should take any lessons on education (or probably any subject) from Michael Gove. (I hope Lucy carries on being a tiger 🐅 mum 👍)

‘Tiger mum’ Lucy Powell on Labour’s vocational skills drive: ‘It’s about ambition for everybody’Lucy Powell says it is ‘false trade-off’ by critics to suggest schools in England can’t pursue academic excellence alongside technical skillswww.theguardian.com

England is on track to record its highest ever number of heat-related deaths this summer. The climate alarm is blaring. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/30/excess-deaths-caused-by-heatwaves-in-england-almost-double-so-far-this-year

England on track for record heat-related deaths this summer, official data showsUKHSA estimates 2,877 fatalities during heatwaves in May and June, almost twice that recorded in 2025 seasonwww.theguardian.com

Thank you, Merlin! 💙 @annmb48.bsky.social @dawnbritten.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @annmilernowski.bsky.social @latinbolero.bsky.social @gusmoyer.bsky.social @crabbyslathers.bsky.social @aconstantgardner.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Every word.

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Also: Corrupt, incompetent, overweening, racist, misogynist, homophobic - And ARE they PHOBIC... All of these christofascist Hegsethian uberweenies are TERRIFIED of the merest POSSIBILITY someone might think they're into the WRONG GENITALIA. Too late, pal. We all know your shame kink.

Listen to this podcast, it's really worth your time. Sally and Don are always interesting and incisive.

Let none presume To wear an undeserved dignity. O that estates, degrees, and offices Were not derived corruptly, and that clear honour Were purchased by the merit of the wearer! #ShakespeareSunday

Putin, Saudi Prince, Infantino Chat at FIFA EventAlt: Putin, Saudi Prince, Infantino Chat at FIFA Eventstatic.klipy.com