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Two hot powerful people being hot and tragic and desperately trying to find something to bring their spark back and i could be that something.

I really can’t iterate how hot this man was, im sure you all know, but seeing him silent on stage and then the voice that came out of him??? BRUHHH BRUHHH THE BRICK WALL TATTOO THE CANE GODDDDD JESUS GODDDDDDD

And Patrick Page as Hades… what else is there to even say, hearing him speak and seeing him prowl across the stage and make a foot cast intimidating had me gripping my armrests and my eyes shooting ten feet from my head as I went “YOWZA YOWZA WOWEEEWHOOO”

Second favorite character was Persephone. what a fantastic rendition of her, she’d get along great with Husk

Fave character was Hermes, and… no hate just personal taste… uh.. ohh… I really didn’t like how breathy Orpheus was at the end of literally each line. IM SORRY I was rooting for him but he felt like the total weakest link in presence and singing power, but like how can you stand up against Hades

Actual report: it was as amazing as everyone said, desperately pissed at myself for not seeing it in person first, will need therapy after that ending, and are Hades and Persephone accepting a third bc goddamn take me now

***Musically inclined person

9) I‘ll put together a Bartender Vox cosplay and wear it to at least one convention 10) (last) I’ll personally gift one to Christian Borle and Viv Medrano, which is promising a lot bc celebrities terrify me and the thought of them going ”Wtf even is this” literally makes me wanna crawl in a hole so

7) I will make a Bartender Vox ita bag 8) I will make everything on my Etsy (and acggoods if I have multiple things on there) $1 for one day at the end of the Bartender Vox petition

5) I will make a Bartender Vox animatic to a Bartender Vox vibes song 6) I will make a (SHORT LETS KEEP THIS BELIEVABLE) webcomic for Bartender Vox, just a confined story but I’ll go the full nine script, sketch, inking, color yards. On my honor on the life of Box Vox

3) I will make the inevitable “Seal the Deal” fancard of Vox and Alastor kissing to seal the soul deal exactly $1 (plush shipping, sorry) FOREVER 4) I’ll totally do the alternate outfit Bartender Vox plush where he’s wearing his messed up old Box Vox fit

((Crazy sidenote to this one, I was actually approached by someone who straight up wrote three minutes of lyrics for this concept. I am not even joking it actively blew my mind, they’re a bit shy and don’t want a public shoutout, but they deff cooked. THEY EVEN DID A GUITAR ACCOMPANYMENT))

1) I will get a Bartender Vox themed tattoo. After my Box Vox one, but ITLL HAPPEN. ON GOD 2) I will find and commission a musically person to write and produce the fake “Best Bet” song about Vox convincing Alastor to take his soul

ALSO lemme make some extravagant promises if the #bartendervox plush hits 500, like I did with the pink border The Offer (Keep in mind this is all in good fun, no pressure to actually throw money at anything I just like making promises to the universe) OKAY SO

Also not to pick favorites, but I’m at my core a deep appreciator of all things Box Vox so the standee has my special gold star of approval

And ofc if it does not hit 100 pledges during the 20 days petition period, every pledge is refunded in full back to anyone that got one. It’d be a bit of a bummer if Bartender Vox plush would never exist, but at least it was a good merch design exercise!

At 200 pledges, every order gets the plush, the sticker, and a very snazzy double sided charm. And at a whopping monster 500 pledges, every order gets the plush, the sticker, a very snazzy double sided charm, and an even snazzier double sided standee!

so the Bartender Vox plushie is a petition, similar to what they do for Youtooz. It lasts for 20 days, and every order begins as a $2.98 pledge. At 100 pledges, the plush is confirmed greenlit, and each pledge will be charged the full amount AND include a free sticker!

It’s one week until the #bartendervox plushie drops, so here’s a look at some of the potential extra loot up for grabs!

(Spoiler warning for anyone who hasn’t seen) LOOKK it’s literally Vox talking to Charlie trust