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The thing about TSA is that it’s stupid and bad but also the people doing it are extremely stupid and bad at their job

Today’s teens have started performing their dreaded Teen Takeovers in the Under Armour aisle at Dick’s Sporting Goods, preventing many healthy middle aged men from having safe access to shirts of sufficient breathability and bicep room

Ordering off the secret menu at the barbershop to get my haircut "animal style"

Is there no one in Game of Thrones Land doing any scientific inquiries at all? You'd think someone over there would have invented the internal combustion engine by now

If I was The Cyclops I'd be like Hey, you know, I'm also 40 feet tall

One cool thing about driving a car is that when you bust off huge pieces of your car due to crashing into objects due to not looking out of your windshield, you can just leave the huge busted off car pieces wherever, just leave them on the side of the street or blocking the sidewalk, it's fine

Hawk Tomb-a

Hey if you're in Chicago come see me at the Trashland Zine Fest on Sunday at the Empty Bottle, 11am-4pm

Yeah it's still chugging along, after all these long years

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Got some wonderful art from @extranapkins.bsky.social

The Taylor Swift / football guy wedding is so romantic. Sources close to the real couple are reporting that they've even written their own NDAs, to be exchanged during the ceremony

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

The heat dome fucked up when it tried to heat up my ass

Getting Matthew Modine pilled (cooking down Matthew Modine’s body and consuming the solid by-products)

Huey, Dewey, and Louie are greatest generation or something probably

Finally… Christianity for people who don’t like to read

Watching the news and apparently all employees of a local Dominos have been sentenced to death for how bad they are at cutting the pizzas. It seems they were just mushing the cutters into the pizzas and not actually cutting them all the way through and now they all have to get lethal injection

Hi yeah DM me your address and I can give you my venmo and I can mail you one