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font war! font war!!!

if you measured my intelligence i'd be somewhere in the middle. malcolm in the middle that is. kid was a dang genius lol

Cape Fear the tv show was insane. why make this

my vagal tone consultant recommended vaping as a way to improve vagus nerve function

busted my lip after passing out and waking up face down on the ground. but the good news is that means my blood pressure must be down

vrunt

why are we suddenly splitting hairs about the nyc grocery store program? oh, ah i see. its a proxy war, not a real discussion

Tampopo

every girl i meet these days has some sort of major red flag: 🚩 doesn't have a factory 🚩 factory contains no engines 🚩 the engines are incomplete 🚩 doesn't want me to come find her and take the engines

its cool to have such malformed media literacy that i see robert loggia in Lost Highway and think "is that Tommy Schlaaang?"

they should let me write for Widow's Bay i won't add many hanna-barbera characters

the mayor has made ferry rides to poisonous spider island free til the end of august. no word on return trips for some reason

"its a remake of a french film... martin short is in it... the original title was 'indian in the city'..." -- me being as obtuse as possible to trick my roommates into agreeing to watch Jungle 2 Jungle

i do this all the time its called posting

we need a stronger nite krew on here

imagine a world where time drifts slowly a world where music carries you away

people think homer simpson is an idiot but he's correct that jimmy carter was more intelligent than what scooby doo did

marshall mathers is on the soundtrack to the new UFC online game and they're advertising it on mars co. candy wrappers

as i understand it something happens with the DNA that makes your child's cry sound like a chorus of angels. so yeah, all parents do love hearing their babies wail

what a pleasant sunday for choosing to be mad at stuff