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“I need to prove that I’m capable.” One life altering disability later: “I’m just a soft kitten, get me into assisted living.”

*Stops jumping up and down* One (1)?

There’s way worse things to eat before bed, banana bread is probably among the better things to eat.

Hospitals can make me less tired of their food if they give me a burger for lunch and dinner every day

My toaster loves me more than Melania loves Trump

Are they framing it as inevitable? Or are they trying to say “what are you going to do to stop us?”

I bet that feels so good

Step 1, we admitted we were powerless over chicken toys

This lasted almost an entire minute before I Picked my phone back up

I was super sad and I got up to exercise and all that happened was I got 50 gazillion times happier. What a scam 5/5

Same

i Used to believe that if you point to biology, people would understand gender better. But the average person doesn’t go to college for 5 years just to do research on alligators and crocodiles. 🐊 I think the parthenogenesis thing is cool, I’d be over the moon to study them, but college is expensive.

This makes me love dinosaurs even more now

I’m not 100% certain Call Crayola can do that, he’d have to lose everything first, all his reputation, all his family’s reputation, all his money. He’s dead before that

Are the risks way higher than people like to lie about? Of course. Should people be able to buy it? Yes, for the same reason we have beer. The issue is people think it’s so much safer than it actually is, but alcohol abuse will kill you faster, and most dangers are only for addicts.

I love how they have the sassy one at the very end that knows how to use them with style

*Eyes shot open* “Aughhh, spices I can’t have.” There’s so little of it on it I can have it at any spicy level. “YES!”

I drank at work all the time, I never got in trouble for it until I got sober, then they thought me being sober meant I was drunk because I was getting work done less

It said make an account to get the emoji thing and it just glitched my browser out

It’s now illegal to be apolitical, this is the meme that the White House tried to ruin that made everyone happy, this affects the meme lords and people who just want to have fun now