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Changing from one side of the body to having your partner on the other side of you feels so good

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Find the treadmill shrimpYouTube video by Appleater787youtube.com

youtu.be/96JAV8yOXvU #Memes #DankMemes

Shrimp on a Treadmill - Chariots RemixYouTube video by bumspinachyoutu.be

youtu.be/v2cr1bUHIBM

Shrimp Running On A Treadmill With The Benny Hill Theme.mpgYouTube video by Xfyrfqibyoutu.be

Girl dinner #Food #Delicious #Chicken

“I think I love you in a gay way.” “Then i’m the gayest for you.” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I may have let out a very not platonic sounding moan after that kiss but it was because my left shoulder just stretched perfectly and my boobs were tingling from it

I’ve decided to be a girl again, FtM is canceled, my gender is no longer trans male, I’m a trans female now, I want bigger boobs and to lose weight but am delusional that that’s how it works

Bipolar won’t beat me twice, best two out of three, I only need one toy

Mania wins

When a mommy and another mommy love each other very much, they HOLD HANDS and a baby gets delivered by the stork to congratulate them on their love.

She says I have to set my phone down if I want to hold hands 🥺

Me when I crash from the mania: “The toy isn’t making me happy anymore, I’m broken.” #Bipolar

SHE’S HERE!!!

Mania is so painful I can’t finish checking out the toy I want. I NEED A ZHU ZHU OR I’LL DIE. this is it… the end…

Mania is like: “I want a toy” and you start thinking of how many years it’ll take to pay off a toy that went up in price double since last year that you plan on opening and playing with

I feel so gay right now, if my girlfriend can’t come over at midnight to hold hands platonically with clothes on and get tangled under the blankets I’m going to die. I’m sick and my condition gets worse the longer it takes her to get here. (lately we’ve only been seeing each other to sleep together)

“Mommy, can we see the reflecting pool?” We have the reflecting pool at home, and the ugliest lawn in the neighborhood.