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Ersatz Doctor

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My philosophy explainer video channel: http://youtube.com/ThinkingAboutStuff PhD in philosophy. Community college prof. Mostly here for unserious philosophy jokes.

Little know fact: in the original draft of the Chronicles of Narnia the Morton Salt Girl played the divine savior.

Narnia's Deep Magic Lion QuoteAlt: Aslan from the Chronicles of Narnia saying “Do not recite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.”static.klipy.comDerek Faraci

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

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Getting this out in front of the max miller discourse: INNOCENT 👏 UNTIL 👏 PROVEN 👏 GUILTY 👏 IN 👏 COURT👏 IS 👏 A 👏 LEGAL 👏 STANDARD 👏 FOR 👏 CONVICTION 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 EPISTEMIC 👏 STANDARD 👏 FOR 👏 BELIEF 👏

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Have you started making your syllabi yet?

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When I grow up I hope to be even half as cool as this grandmother

Kathryn Tewson

I have just been sent the transcript of a deposition my grandmother gave in 1977 while she was serving as an expert witness in a series of tribal rights cases and let me tell you, if nothing else this is proof that I come by it honest for every conceivable value of “it”

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I don’t want to say I’m a genius but I just put a shot of vodka in a slurpee and I’m a genius

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One of my favorite dad-joke-esque ways of introducing the mind-body problem is by telling students “I can move things *with my mind*” and making it sound spooky. Then I say “Watch me move this marker” and I stare at it intently for a moment and then just pick it up with my hand and say “tada!”

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No shade to OP but whenever I see Sapolsky’s book I have to bring up John Martin Fischer’s review of it: “From my perspective as a philosopher, it is jarring that a book on free will would not discuss free will.” ndpr.nd.edu/reviews/dete...

Scott Santens

I just read Sapolsky's book Determined and it kind of blew my mind. There's a biological argument for unconditional basic income to be made based on how our decisions depend on factors beyond our control. If free will is an illusion, then we should make sure to end poverty and reduce chronic stress.

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It’s astounding that anyone can see and hear RFK Jr and leave thinking “I want to take medical advice from this guy.”

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14yo to 11yo: I’m not playing you in chess. You don’t even know the pieces. 11yo: I do too! There’s castle man, horsey, sad face guy, king, queen, and all the prawns.

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Since we’re doing Q&A advice: at the end of the talk, obsess over how you’re going to phrase your question. Then get mad at yourself for being that way. Then think your question is too dumb/obvious. Eventually get the courage to raise your hand and then realize the Q&A is over.

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Hot take: long movies need intermissions again. I saw “Gods and Generals” in the theater (over 3.5 hrs) and was so glad to have a built in bathroom break. I’ve been putting off seeing the Odyssey because I don’t want to sit for 3 hours straight.

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Things like this might seem benign since they’re for kids. But once we learn something incorrectly it has staying power. It’s much harder to teach someone if they already have a misunderstanding.

If you didn't vote Dem, you helped make this:

Schoolhouse Rock was mostly great, but this one was legit a force for evil. It's a history episode about the settling of America called "elbow room." Incredibly it erases Native Americans from the topic. Take 3 minutes to watch it! It's flabbergasting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHVx...

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“Alex rails” is an anagram of “air all sex.” I think I just blew this case wide open!

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Animalists:

You think this is a joke?Alt: Kristen Bell shaking her head with the caption “You think this is a joke?”static.klipy.comfesshole 🧻

At a job interview and I got asked that if I was an animal, what would I be and why. I decided I didn't want the job by then, so I said I would be a cat, because it would be fun to lick my own arse. Surprisingly, they offered me the job because they liked my sense of humour.

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When I was division chair for social sciences (largest division on campus) I wanted to spend $30 on snacks for our first meeting of the academic year. I learned that was a huge no-no because food constituted a “gift” and had to be approved by the VP. (My request was denied so I spent my own money.)

Mardoch

ethics rules for my wife, a community college teacher: ironclad. strictly enforced ethics rules for government: what? lol makes me the joker every time she tells me about turning away a thankful/appreciative student gift because hey, that's quite against the law!

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Sometimes I wonder if my anxiety is covering for my depression or if my depression is covering for my anxiety. It’s a fun game.

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Whenever I see someone with cute baby I want to say how cute their baby is. But then I remember that I’m a random middle aged dude about to accost a woman in a grocery store. So I don’t say anything. This is my contribution to the unintentional flirting discourse

Man with Leaves and Safuu LogoAlt: A creepy guy staring and smiling from behind a plantstatic.klipy.com
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