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Jenevieve F.

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Literal Thirsty Sword Lesbian | Empress of Transformers & All Robots (2019-Present) | Helped Save Arcee That One Time | she/her

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Jenevieve F.

Odysseus is history's first true deadbeat dad. Motherfucker left his wife and baby to go get milk and a carton of smokes (in Troy), came back 20 years later, and expected everything to go back to normal.

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Jenevieve F.

I feel like all these modern day Nazis need to remember that Nazi hunters existed for decades to make sure those fuckers paid for their crimes. Just sayin’

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Jenevieve F.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jenevieve F.

Optimus Prime killed Grapple's hopes and dreams to solve the energy crisis and climate change with unlimited solar energy collection because it seemed inconvenient to protect it from Decepticons

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Jenevieve F.

This is your friendly reminder that Optimus Prime was a fuckboy who ghosted his girlfriend and didn't try to call her 4 million years later when he woke up because he wanted to go play basketball with his friends

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Jenevieve F.

Rodimus Prime was negotiating intergalactic peace while Optimus Prime was playing basketball. Just sayin'

Trip

Of course- and I love Rodimus, don't get me wrong -it's a lot easier to Get Stuff Done in (relative) peacetime than it is during an absurdly protracted period of war.

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Jenevieve F.

Hasbro owes me an apology for bringing Optimus Prime back to life and not letting Rodimus Prime really come into his own as the TRULY SUPERIOR Autobot leader.

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Jenevieve F.

Using this as jumping off point to (once again) explain how Kup's toxic masculinity killed Optimus Prime! When Optimus & Megs were fighting, Hot Rod noticed that taking out Megatron was the best option to ending the siege of Autobot City (and saving whoever was still alive). 🧵

somnamrover

Ooh interesting! I’m curious about this. I’ve never seen this take before and I’ve spent literal decades hating Rodimus Prime as a result. How did Kup cause it, if you don’t mind me asking?

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Jenevieve F.

Every time I see someone mention the Transformers: The Movie Apology Tour I am compelled to remind everyone once again that Kup's Toxic Masculinity Killed Optimus Prime.

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Jenevieve F.
Fry's Shocked Reaction in FuturamaALT: Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futuramastatic.klipy.comKatie Drummond

Taylor Farms, the lettuce supplier at the center of our explosive diarrhea outbreak, has spent millions to oppose food regulation and elect Donald Trump and other MAGA Republicans:

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Jenevieve F.

Taco Bell now canonically causing explosive diarrhea is very based lmao apnews.com/article/cycl...

Lettuce at Taco Bell in 5 states confirmed as a source of diarrhea-causing parasiteFederal health officials have identified lettuce from Mexico served by Taco Bell locations across five U.S. states as a source of the widespread outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora.apnews.com
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Jenevieve F.

It has once again been brought to my attention that one of my funnier shitposts from the bad place has been reposted a billion times and half of them crop out my name and face so LOL it's me. I did it.

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Jenevieve F.

"Human Dildo obsessed with children's genitals accuses Americans opposed to his fascist regime as being not normal people. Full story at 11."

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli

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