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yes omfg my sister and i would pick off the spikes on the stipe and have "swordfights" until i caught one right under the fingernail

it needed time to ripen

I know what i said

i would looove to know where all the methane underneath mars is coming from

the tiny coconuts in piles can also be dangerous little fuckers

yes they are so much sturdier and heavier than appearances would suggest

my still life would have a 100 hundred titties

you are not in mad men you are hunched over in the dark in your room and the "publicity" is everyone making fun of your bare unwashed frog ass

*quiet wet noises* Please gimme negative attention from women inside a touchscreen please fuckkkk

and when one of the hot girls is like "lol what is he doing that's dumb" you tell her to stop talking to you lmao i can't

like dude you pretty clearly searched for words related to radical transsexual feminism that would make you feel offended and then got a bunch of feminists to make fun of you.. you're pantsing yourself in front of a house party of hot girls that already ended and doing it for zero personal gain

you could probably type spaces before and after your parentheses if you had your other hand free

i cannot wait until they let me in a director's chair and i get to cast trans actors and comedians to play evil cis people because that's what this looks like sorry

we all have our loops... our rabbits. bunnies that keep us walking in circles

just means good luck and joy is headed your way, says so in the book

george bush sent thousands of innocent american cigars to DIE in Iraq

like.

im of the opinion thats one of the best, if not the best horror performance of the 21st century

you think this is searched up?? this is LOOKED up

i believe in u