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dropped my phone in the toilet yesterday and now the screen only recognizes touch half the time and turns blindingly bright green the over half. this took like five minutes to type lmao

sooo just found out from ex-friend his wife (also ex-friend) has been secretly on the other app posting top hits like "i hate being a lesbian," "i wish i had a boyfriend," "[he] has new pronouns i want a divorce" and "fucking moid you will never be a real woman" and i hate to say I Had A Feeling but

being stuck at work while your favorite band in the world plays a show in town is just the required divine punishment for emotional dysregulation and you don't need to hold on to how mad you are about it forever. now someone grab my shoulders and say it back to me

and that day the city felt a little safer