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"Sure he went 0-4, but it was a more Jeter-esque 0-4 than Volpe ever got"

there's an even worse possibility, he might just be hungry

A masterpiece too perfect to insult with a repost

he's a "right mood" hall of famer, but in the right mood 🤌

heh

yeah, books

Next time maybe you'll remember to automatically adjust your perception of him to his exact specifications

0.75 probably gets you there

ah yeah, can't have that

instinct says white linen suit and panama hat but consider the source

The middle class man's Tyler Kolek

I remember hearing the story once of how the man in the street stopped being the anchor's boss, lots of booze and a few thrown punches involved, apparently

the power of being on juuuust the right amount of drugs

What if I started a podcast about pre-1973 guys who could've added a few years to their career with the DH, and what if I called it "Daydreaming About Dick" but never elaborated that I meant Dick Stuart

Anyway, if I ever either abandon the lowbie life or start launching jeremiads about "big" accounts, block me and nuke me from orbit

Maybe I'm not right

nothing wrong with going a la carte

maybe you're just not a "sleaze mode" fincher guy, no fault in that

vaxed?

Why not make them the same guy: