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UNDERWORLD; was an immediate top 10, suffered a little from overhype, then steadily re-ascended

Have concluded that Sophie Cunningham is the WNBA version of "what if Sam Hauser was a Greek statue Twitter avi guy"

Yanks apparently acquiring a new DH, real inspiring stuff

*distracted* yas queen . . .

I WOULD OFTEN GO THERE TO THE TINY CHURCH THERE THE SMALLEST CHURCH IN SAINT-SAËNS THOUGH IT ONCE WAS LARGER

Man, baseball discourse is gonna suck once the lockout hits

Meltdowns imply the existence of meltups, but that's just going super saiyan, right?

Movie character in search of a movie: guy who kicks in a sleazy motel room door brandishing two guns, yelling "Guten abend, motherfucker!"

The reason the world immediately became bad after E*MO*TION came out was that the forces of darkness could not abide Carly Rae Jepsen - and, in turn, Canada - to become the global unitary superpower, and so They burned it all down

Anyway, hope everyone's having a lovely evening

*attention deficit disorder *baked *dramedy *psychonaut *trash talk boom owned

Donald Fagen www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5Z...

Home At LastYouTube video by Steely Dan - Topicwww.youtube.com

*sees "Two Sisters" at goddamn fucking 37* *flips table* *heads for the artillery bunker*

I was something worse: a child who *looked down* on the World Book Encyclopedia

Few more dangerous rhetorical areas than being not quite as funny as you think you are

Anyone else never even seen any of the "hard mode" movies in that meme six times

Watching DEMOLITION MAN on Tubi (I have finally embraced, or been embraced by, Tubi) and I guess we have six years to get ready for "what DEMOLITION MAN got wrong about 2032" chin-strokers

a hundred years would be my great-grandparents, and the only one out of eight I know off the top of my head is: unfathomably corrupt streetcar conductor

And thus was "Room Temperature Barbenheimer" born

My adaptation of the Odyssey will satisfy everyone's criticisms; may I present to you the Normalssey