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for me it’s the tiny cigarette hanging out of the shrimp’s mouth

god dammit

It’s just lazy songwriting. imagine a comedian telling the same joke four times in one set

that’s right

Member, Radio Shack Battery Club, 1980-1984

preposterous

Space fart

please make sure there are no Jerry Problem regressions. july has been amazing

this looks amazing what prompt did you use to get this

this sounds like something someone who's murdered nine people would say

sounds like something someone who flips burgers with tongs would say

holy shit

ngl that is a cool rock

Look I’m all about suspending disbelief but the hair thing is a bridge too far

it should be compulsory

more like *clears throat* more like ted ass hole

other detective: It's probably just a colorful metaphor. you know how expressive italians can be newly assigned detective: he's german other detective: dear god

worms think they’re what? you said goodbye before finishing the post

shit! shit!!

look I know he was a bad guy but there's no reason to body shame those of us with a monophallus