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He didn’t play it but he talked about it for a while!

MJ and Nick Van Exel: 2 proud bald men unashamed to shave their heads. I'm starting to get it

Maybe the funniest legacy of all time. Short span as a dominating 2-way superstar that ended 2 different super teams, then just called off of work the rest of his career

Words can’t describe what this film did for the cheese puffs industry

It was chaos at Starbucks this morning because 10 different people put Ebenezer down as their name. We all had a good laugh but it got a little annoying deciding whose Ebenezer Frappé was ordered first

I can’t divulge anything other than some constructively critical conversations have been had

No joke one time at O’Hare I walked over to a metal trashcan to toss an Egg McMuffin wrapper before boarding and there, staring back at me, were the piercing blue eyes of RFK Jr. No clue how long he’d been inside that thing and I wasn’t about to ask

Too many great memories to list but my all-time favorite thing is that he knew where the power button on the tv remote was. When he was especially hungry/cranky, he'd just jump on the coffee table and turn the tv off. His intelligence was right on the border of impressive and unsettling

Genuinely hilarious that those guys were taking shots at Scorsese after Endgame

It’s supposed to be a secret!

They already announced this a long time ago

(raspy offscreen voice) I hear you need a miracle... (Thor turns around, his face turns to shock as it's revealed he is looking at: WHOOPIE GOLDBERG as DELORIS VAN CARTIER from SISTER ACT)

I apologize for being so callous about this. Lionel Messi has died from being told “you’re going down, buster” by a Spanish player

So glad the original bassist is back

Deb will pull thruogh she is a fiter

Davis Bertans? A duct-taped-together John Wall? There are too many to name

Dallas winning the next lottery made things even harder to take seriously. Something seriously stunk about all of it