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My Spider-Man: Brand New Day review: Incomplete I left after the Jumanji: Open World trailer. I felt kind of stupid a few hours later when I realized I forgot about the movie. Kind of just got wrapped up in the Jumanji stuff and spaced

(Close up of Johnny Depp grinning devilishly with a thick graying mustache) Before he was a Cap’n, he was… CRUNCH

Getting ready for my big hamboning set at Lolla. I go on at 7 and will hambone for 3 hours. Palms and thighs will be red as hell for my beautiful hamheads

This is only natural now that they have to split their Lebron-Lakers agenda. They won't have time for Cowboys stuff in the winter now that they have to talk about 2 NBA things

One thing no one seems to be talking about with the Jared Leto stuff is that there might be an opening in 30 Seconds To Mars

Just punched a hole in my wall consumed by anger over cancel culture. There’s blood all over the floor and my wife is cowering in fear. Better turn to ayahuasca

Rare time when the ad patch actually fits

Can this guy do anything original? Wears MJ's number, does a pregame chalk ritual, made his own Space Jam, now a Last Dance doc? Even his "Silencer" celebration was stolen from Nick Van Exel.

Thinking about organizing a grand race around the world for the ultimate prize

This is a HUGE relief

Yikes. I was about to release my own pro-Israel song written with the help of AI but looks like people are pretty resoundingly opposed to that sort of thing. Sometimes not being first is a good thing

Just ran into Chris Nolan at DeMille’s (legendary movie director’s bar near Parrot Pier). He says women aren’t interesting which is why he doesn’t write them good. He says no one can make a woman movie because it would need men to rig it and no man would ever rig a woman movie

Thinking about how before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer

Let recap the espn LeBron coverage this summer: 1. He won’t seek less than a max deal 2. He will take a discount and is likely staying with the Lakers 3. He is leaving LA and never entertained returning 4. It’s down to Cleveland, Miami, or Golden State 5. He is signing with Philly for $4mil a year

Good news for 76ers fans who want Nick Nurse fired

Anyone in Eaux Claires this weekend?

This is important work but personally I think Congress has moved on too quickly from investigating the Bad Bunny halftime show

Can’t tell you how many new friends I’ve made in the Ebenezer community. It inevitably comes up anytime I’m out at a bar, street fest, etc. Haven’t felt anticipation like this honestly in forever

No matter what you think of the guy, you have to admit this is pretty h*ckin' cool

For years I’ve been warning our government that China was developing an advanced arsenal of oar-based weapons for the pending boat skirmish war. Let’s see if people start listening