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Peters Parker.

May I add :

'earned'

I don't either, honestly. I think the average male voice is like 100-500 Hz, with female voices somewhat higher? A piano is something like 27-4,200 Hz. Mosquitoes are up around 18,000, I think.

I mean, probably, but I'm not trying to mix it that way on purpose.

Did you know that 31 Hertz is basically a toneless rumble? I didn't until just recently.

if I were from the Water Tribe i'd become the first pissbender

Blegh!

'Sexual harassment can be performed by men *or* women.' We're off the hook, enbies!

I obviously did as well, although I was straight-up wrong.

You're correct! I always thought it referred to what we'd call 'jelly beans'. whoopsie

me watching anything post-2000

Saw a little dude trying to drag a pot of gold over to the other end of the rainbow and called him a schleprechaun and he beat my ass with a shillelagh?

'Why is it like that?' Because it is. 🤷‍♀️

Watching CLUELESS t'other night and when Jennifer Coolidge goes 'all I got is stretch marks and a fat ass' I was like AW HELL YEAH

One of my most pointlessly sentimental traits is I miss the locative.

When I'm still on the high from all the soaring music and the pithy final lines and whatever, of course it was good. All I remember is that part. Two weeks later, I've had time to let it sink in and consider the whole.

My brother used to get so mad at me because we'd be walking out of the cinema and I'd say 'that movie was pretty good' and then two weeks later I'd be like 'eh, it was garbage'. That's how thinking works!

I wanna publish zinés and rage against machinés

Announcing my all-female adaptation of Homer, THE BROADYSSEY