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Maybe instead of the experiencing love I will buy some Legos

I will bring my guitar and relearn how to play in real time right there next to you!!!

You tell em!!! 💕💕

Idk how to do any of those things either but I will make lots of jokes and be very cute the whole time :)

I do this cute thing where I misinterpret a post but then comment anyway... it's just one of my many gifts

With the cheese and the chicken! It just has to simmer so everyone can get to know each other in the pot

Garlic cream sauce before adding the Parmesan cheese!

Join me in the clam bed, sister

As a bag, are you scared to be drifting through the wind?

Do you ever feel like a small scared clam?

Nice!! Did not know they had blueberry cream pies

What u get

Operating of time 🙂

Haven’t been able to land on a Switch game for ages. Can’t stick with anything lately.

FAINTS

By expanding my vocabulary I easily doubled my entendres.

I have never been drawn to you more 😳💕💕💕💕🥹

interviewer: says here your typing speed is 6 "hp"... I'm not familiar w... me: horsepower i: yooou ... type at the speed of six horses? me: *nodding & swigging from my can of cherry coke* faster probably, hooves are NOT helpful for typing *mimes typing with hooves*

I was going to post my Claudia’s Hoard video to IG but I have to manually opt out so they don’t USE MY AUDIO FOR AI. Guaranteed one of these times I’m going to forget to click it and I WILL NOT FEED THE BEAST OF THE TYRANTS. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS