⟳ Репост от CodeMonkeySeva28 июл., 03:55the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.
⟳ Репост от CodeMonkeyDonna Steele27 июл., 16:14"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Alfred Hitchcock
CodeMonkey27 июл., 04:27Nes Lessmanpost a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
CodeMonkey27 июл., 04:23The coming attractions are also product commercials, just products you're more likely to buy
CodeMonkey25 июл., 02:08For what it's worth, you only need access to a standard power outlet, a level 1 charger will easily charge to full overnight
⟳ Репост от CodeMonkeyBethany Black24 июл., 20:09Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
⟳ Репост от CodeMonkeyson-of-void-dragon24 июл., 14:35(Copied from elsewhere) BREAKING: The warden of the jail where Andrew Tate is being held has asked people to stop mailing bottles of BBQ sauce addressed to Tate’s cannibal cell mate with the label “Tate Sauce.”
CodeMonkey22 июл., 07:40A few lines from life's long soliloquy a dying voice in one part harmony -- "Still Remains", Fates WarningSecret Drug Addict
⟳ Репост от CodeMonkeyWeRateDogs5 февр., 00:59This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
CodeMonkey21 июл., 09:51Every democracy has limitations on who can vote. At one time it was only white male landowners, and when the book was written (1959) Jim Crow laws were still in force. Compared to that, giving the vote to everyone who does government service seems almost progressive.